What do you call cute??

lmfao this is amazing,

Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon! 
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend: 
Me: 
Friend: 
Me: 
Friend: 
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!

Me: *Talking to my gay friend at school about The Outsiders*
Me: Rob Lowe as Sodapop is so hot in the movie.
Gay friend: I know right!
Me: 
Gay friend: 
Me: 
Gay friend: 
Me: Well, this is awkward

Me: *Watching The Outsiders with my mom*
Johnny: Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold.
Me: *Burst out into laughter*
Mom: Why are you laughing? I thought Johnny was your favorite.
Me: I'm trying to hide my pain!